Wikipedia talk:Wikipediholics in denial

I've heard about this before, but it'd never happened to me... I had my first dream about editing Wikipedia last night. But I'm still not a Wikipediholic! I can quit anytime... as a matter of fact, I'm so good at it, I usually quit it at least once a day. -- John Owens 05:33 27 May 2003 (UTC)

No. You know you are a wikipediholic when you are having sex with your partner and at a climatic moment you suddenly think "Jesus, I never fixed that image on the 'such and such' page. It won't work at that size on Internet Explorer." Or when you pick up a pen, go through your national newspaper and begin NPOVing articles. Or worse, inserting square brackets. But worst of all (at which point you need to be put down!), it is when you are having sex, you reach climax, and the first words that come to mind are Vera Cruz! FearÉIREANN 05:50 27 May 2003 (UTC)

You are OK, John. It seems that you can still tell the difference between dreaming about editing Wikipedia and actually editing Wikipedia in real life. No problem at all there. Still, just to be on the safe side, Dr Tannin prescribes a stiff scotch after meals and a program of regular relaxation therapy in the evenings, such as adding 20 or 30 more TLAs to List of TLAs. If the symptoms persist, call me. Dr Tannin

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This should be a category. (I'd join it.)JD 02:03, September 9, 2005 (UTC)