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This page is currently inactive and is retained for historical reference.
Either the page is no longer relevant or consensus on its purpose has become unclear. To revive discussion, seek broader input via a forum such as the village pump.

This pool is now kept here for historical purposes only. The millionth article has already been certified; it is Jordanhill railway station.

This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title of the millionth article (as defined by the official article count presented on the Special:statistics, and determined by the powers that be) in the English Wikipedia. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner (bonus points for guessing the exact title). The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia is 6,813,740. This poll closed when the 995,000th article was created.

Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: Wikipedia:Ten-million pool, Wikipedia:500th language pool and Wikipedia:Last topic pool. The Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool, and the Wikipedia:Five-million pool are also closed.

The subheadings below were meant to be kept nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and in alphabetical order at every level.

An example guess would have been: Anatomy of David Hasselhoff's right shoulder, which might have gone under the subheadings: Science/Biology/Anatomy.

Please do not create useless (as of 2024) articles just because they are listed on this page.

You may not make any more guesses.

Culture[edit]

Art[edit]

List of artists named after a Boohbah (I like Boohbah!) Scott Gall 07:58, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
- And so does my son, who is in bed while I'm still up editing Wikipedia. [[User:NazismIsntCool|Nazism isn't cool]] 08:55, 7 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Michél the Mechanic (an recently uncovered Beano comic strip that lasted three issues in 1942, or something) Billy H 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Culture of Isle of Wight--Thewayforward 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Harm Kamerlingh Onnes

Arts[edit]

List of lower case characters of the Latin alphabet between 'r' and 't' -- Scott e^iπ + 1 = 0 07:29, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- That'd be a redirect to 's' - Ghelae 09:38, 10 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Comics[edit]

List of Marvel Comics characters to have been resurrected Hiding 13:28, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Pretty much covered at comic book death, no? --DropDeadGorgias (talk) July 7, 2005 17:14 (UTC)
List of Marvel Comics characters who have been busted in drugs raids -- Francs2000 | Talk 12:13, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Phil Sandifer Jacqui ^★ 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Jerk City Ashibaka (tock) 18:27, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Entertainment[edit]

Wikipedia:Votes for Deletion --SPUI (talk) 14:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
The Gay Nigger Association of America eating apple pie and performing autofellatio -- Scott e^iπ + 1 = 0 07:55, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
SPUI violates the three guess rule --SPUI (talk) 05:17, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
RfC of User:Project2501a vs User:SPUI for violating the threee guesses rule -- Project2501a 14:16, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Gay Nigger Association of America after being deleted and recreated Broken Segue 03:14, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

...for the tenth time. --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 12:34, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Jimmy Wales ON WHEELS! Hedley 03:01, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Excuse me, what does phrase ... on wheels mean? I can't find a wikipedia article about it...

It's a parody of "Willy on Wheels", a notorious Wikipedia troll. — JIP | Talk 12:04, 4 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

List of crimes Michael Jackson has been found guilty of Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
List of celebrities known to harbour gnomes in their ear cavities Eixo 10:07, 27 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of celebrities known to harbor Michael Jackson songs in their ear cavities --Idont Havaname 30 June 2005 07:33 (UTC)
List of children in the world that Michael Jackson has not slept with Midster 09:14, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2008 child molestation trial of Michael Jackson Columbia 12:13, Jun 17, 2005 (UTC)
People who may have been Michael Jackson's parents --Nintendorulez (talk) 23:28, 14 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Revelations that Schapelle Corby is male 203.167.171.115 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
List of plausibly illiterate celebrities --DropDeadGorgias (talk) July 7, 2005 17:19 (UTC)
List of celebrities without breast implants --Fallout boy 11:11, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of people or things known as the 800-pound gorilla of something --anonymous
Gay Nigger Association of America ON WHEELS --D e ath phoenix 20:53, 20 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Paris Hilton's Dog - Oh wait. Damn.--God of War 17:00, 18 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- This.... makes me sad. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 08:53, 7 March 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of mutually exclusive lists of celebrities who have been stung by jellyfish Doctor Whom 18:49, 27 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Gestation and prenatal career of KaDee Strickland --keepsleeping slack off! 22:56, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I Win (Game) -LambaJan 21:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Attractions[edit]

David Hasselhoff Worship Center RomeoVoid 06:54, 5 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
World's largest ball of Anna Nicole Smith's navel lint -- BRIAN0918 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- World's second-largest ball of Anna Nicole Smith's navel lint (ha!) Master Thief Garrett^Talk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Festval of AAAAARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! --{{subst:User:No Toppings}}
- That is a festival among some inshore fishing villages to commemorate the arrival of their dredger-submarine. The name refers to the noise made as it stows away a bunch of shellfish-poaching scuba divers in its dredgings tank ready for disposal. :-)
List of famous rocks --anonymous
- Ayers Rock and the Blarney Stone come immediately to mind. Giant's Causeway may qualify too.-gadfium 03:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Being anonymous ruins the whole "heh heh we're pretending any of us actually can win this thing" common internal joke! --Unknownwarrior33 01:18, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
  - I wrote the article and I was going to submit it as the millionth article (so the anon would win), but I missed the deadline. Oh well. Now we have a list of famous rocks. Broken Segue 03:00, 2 March 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Film[edit]

The Land Before Time 249 Billy H 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Final Destination III: The Final Final Final Destination AngryParsley 05:18, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- *cough* Final Destination 3 *cough* GeeJo _{(t) (c)} • 23:51, 16 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Final Destination IV: No, We Really Mean it This Time, Honest Master Thief Garrett^Talk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  - Final Destination V: The Rube Goldberg Death Machine Strikes for the Eighty Fifth Time Jasongetsdown 21:05, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
    - Final Destination VI: Finaler Destination --Malthusian (talk) 23:35, 16 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
      - Final Destination VII: Deader Than This Franchise (alternate subtitle: "Just Die, Already" --Noclevername 10:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Half-Life: Revenge of Gordon Freeman Jasongetsdown 21:08, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Red Dwarf: The Movie Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
Star Wars Episode XI: Attack of the Wookiees android↔talk 23:11, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
Star Wars Episode XI 1/2: Defense of the Chewbaccas -- Brhaspati\^talk/_contribs 22:52, 2005 Apr 12 (UTC)
Star Wars Episode XII: Destruction of Froode
Rambo XXXVII: Death to the Sequels! - Pax 05:40, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
Jennifer Lopez' Oscar sweep, wherein she takes home the Academy Award for Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Song, Best Director, and Best Original Screenplay for her autobiopic Painful Celebration of Mediocrity: The J-Ho Story.
Star Wars XXI: Skywalker Performs Autofellatio 203.167.171.115 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
The Adventures of Several People - The Movie
Jaws XLVII: It's A Big Fish, You See, That Eats Everybody Dralwik 02:13, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Jaws XLVIII: It's Getting Annoying Dralwik 02:15, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Jaws XLIX: Shoot Me Please Dralwik 02:15, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Jaws LI: Call the Shedd Aquarium
American Mummies (film) -- Snargle 00:30, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Zimbabwean Connection -- Snargle 00:30, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
E.T. vs. Predator --Fallout boy 11:25, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
E.T. vs. Jaws: One Gulp Alcuin 19:28, 7 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Star Trek XI: The Trouble with Boohbahs -- Enzo Aquarius 14:42, 24 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Ender's Game-The Motion Picture ----T. Anthony 12:02, 26 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
That would be Ender's Game (film). Thue | talk 16:21, 13 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Snakes On A Plane --- Herostratus 06:03, 24 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
We've had Snakes on a Plane since 4 October 2005.-gadfium 08:02, 24 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Samurai Champloo movie --Cyde 20:29, 2 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Crazy Frog (movie) --Abe Lincoln 18:19, 8 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
King Kong II: The Empire State Strikes Back -- BL kiss the lizard 10:48, 12 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Spiderman 537: We've Run Out of Villains for Him to Fight, So We'll Just Have Him Punch Julia Roberts. That Always Gets Lots of Laughs.
Jaws 24: Jaws in the year 3000 - «ßØÛ®ßÖÑ§3» ^{T | C} 20:58, 14 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest and Dumb to Infinity and also Tim: The Remake Gnome of Fury 23:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Snakes on a Train --M erovingian {T C @} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wait for it... it's coming soon! Noclevername 11:13, 7 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Baby Holmes-Cruise --djrobgordon 08:00, 7 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Breakin' 3: Psychotic Bumblebee --PK 01:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Literature[edit]

Harriette Potter and the Life Changing Surgery
Carendor (fictional place from a book by fantasy author Ian Irvine) -- Tim Starling 07:49, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
Great Hall (Central building of the city of Portent on the layer of Mungoth in the plane of Gehenna in the Planescape campaign setting for the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game) 64.12.117.10 12:29, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Harry Potter and the Hairy Doom Apples from the 22nd Dimension of Some Crazy Shag Carpet His Mom Forgot to Throw Away Last Summer Pax 05:42, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
Tangler (science fiction weapon) --Targi 03:31, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Fassin Taak (character from an Iain M. Banks novel) --OpenToppedBus - My Talk 16:08, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
Harry Potter and the Unspeakably Awful Death --RSpeer 15:43, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina --RSpeer 15:43, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
Harry Potter and the Left Behind --RevWaldo 05:23, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Last Dangerous Visions (ed. Harlan Ellison) --Dell Adams 07:12, 13 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of Literature Banned by the UN Cultural Affinity Program of 2012 Djgranados 01:07, 14 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Thickheaded Idiot's Guide to Stupid Unintelligence for Brainless Dummies, Part III --Berney 21:20, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Cyber Heroez Hey, am I not allowed to hope that someone makes a wikipedia page for the story I wrote? --Unknownwarrior33 01:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Day Eminem went craaazy! --Clockwisekid 20:24, 1 February 2006 (EST)
Terrorism for Dummies -71.96.179.40 10:15, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Magical objects in Harry Potter: Book Seven - "Moloch™ brand military-spec bristlecone-pine dragon spunk shoulder-mount trident wand", said Hagrid appreciatively, as he handed it to Harry. "When you absolutely, positively have to kill every single mugglebugger in the room, accept no substitutes." --RevWaldo 05:47, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Brilliance(Book)Angrynight 06:29, 13 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Harry Potter vs Tom'demort Cruise--Originalsinner 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Religion[edit]

Microsoft (church). Demi ^T/_C 01:35, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
List of failed Christian Raptures Dangerous Angel 23:14, 10 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Most of that'll be put here. - Ghelae 09:45, 10 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of successful Christian Raptures, later made into a redirect to 0. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 12:12, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of people believed to be Sauron (from Talk:Javier Solana) dab (ᛏ) 13:59, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of people confirmed to be Sauron --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:44, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
List of people killed by Sauron Master Thief Garrett^Talk 05:27, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of orcs killed by Sauron Ikkyu2 06:53, 30 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Holy Church of Atheism →mathx314^{(talk)(email)} 23:42, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
What I got for Christmas 2006 Hiding 13:40, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of acts not considered sinful by any faith EamonnPKeane 18:48, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
The Holy Romanian Church of McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Pizza Hut Jesus Lover 05:10, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of Jewish Popes Rentastrawberry 17:05, Jun 24, 2005 (UTC)
Media coverage of Christ's Second Coming --209.6.213.17 4 July 2005 22:42 (UTC)
Saint Dwayne (I was going to suggest Saint Kevin but discovered he's real) --OpenToppedBus - My Talk 16:17, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
Alleged Satanic influence in Wikipedia --BrainInAVat 00:27, 27 July 2005 (UTC), Эйрон Кинни[reply]
First Church of Oprah ♠P M C♠ 19:39, 19 August 2005 (UTC), Эйрон Кинни[reply]
Saint Andre Bessette--T. Anthony 12:12, 26 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of idiots claiming to be of the Jedi faith in the census--Mkns 20:52, 25 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of Jewish chronic masturbators Youngamerican 21:24, 17 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Church of the Pope, est. 2010, Эйрон Кинни 00:36, 31 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Conversion of Pat Robertson to Islam Ace-o-aces 04:31, 21 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of hurricanes Pat Robertson has claimed to steer away Gnome of Fury 23:42, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Pope Jimbo - yes, I am that predictable The Great Gavini ^{one day, telepathy will replace the need to send other Wikipedians messages...} 16:03, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of notable people now in Hell --Shultz III 07:35, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of Christians who believe that they are aliens--Seonookim (talk) 05:48, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Philosophy[edit]

Classical definition of lesbianism Demi ^T/_C 01:54, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
Intro to Philosophy Student Drowns Derrida Jasongetsdown 21:24, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Kant and continuity--Dell Adams 06:10, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Does This Page Really Exist--schyler 02:54, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
You Kant Be Serious -- Strazys 08:08, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Geography[edit]

List of Disneyworlds in Andorra (see WP:BJAODN ) --Neo 17:29, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Walmart (country) -- BRIAN0918 14:10, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of Indian cowboys (pertains to boys in India who herd cows). -- Brhaspati\^talk/_contribs 01:12, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
Every country except Romania is a lie! --Amanaplanacanalpanama 08:44, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- How do you know? (But because I live in Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan isn't a lie either) HellRaiser 04:53, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of countries with autofellatio somewhere in their name HellRaiser 04:53, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
History of Robonia the wub (talk) 15:20, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Every country except Romania is the truth! 218.101.117.164 28 June 2005 04:50 (UTC)
Every country except Moldova is a lie! Communism is Stupid 00:40, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Campoloniano (The part of Rieti where I live, roughly 10⁴ inhabitants) --Army1987 13:28, 10 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Wikivania more properly called The Distributed Republic of Wikivania --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 12:45, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of longest rivers in Sealand Grutness...wha? 12:08, 20 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Greenwood, British Columbia, a city in B.C. --D.Penner 01:11, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia (country) One can dream... Douglasr007 02:35, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

History[edit]

New England War of Independence -- birdboy2000 21:51, 17 December 2005(UTC)
Korean War II --Shultz 21:05, 6 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]

...Electric Boogaloo --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 12:47, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The 2008 Dollar Collapse Preisler 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
2007 Breakup of Russia 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
February 2006 Scotland War of Independence --Mark J 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Breakup of the United States -- Grun t ҈ 04:16, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
Famous Estonian soldiers in the Winter War. — JIP | Talk 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Global real estate crash of 2006 Dave6 06:13, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Oh...United States housing bubble —JJBers|talk 05:35, 2 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
2006 Breton Revolution (causes Brittany to gain Independence from France) 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- It won't happen that easily. HellRaiser 04:55, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
U.S. plan to invade Iran -- Grunt ҈ 02:36, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- As Iraq showed, they don't actually "plan" these things Ace-o-aces 04:33, 21 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
December 21, 2005 - Assassination of George H. W. Bush --Mark J 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Destruction of the Earth Nickptar 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Human colonization of Mars — Pladask 06:57, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
- See Colonization of Mars; did you really think we wouldn't have that? :).--Pharos 03:23, 15 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Martian colonization of Earth Master Thief Garrett^Talk 05:28, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Texan invasion of Estonia (a.k.a. "The spammer's War") \Mikez 08:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Military history of Antarctica--Wonderfool t (c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Rise of the machines written by User:Skynet --BjarteSorensen 02:00, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Resignation of President Rivers Dmn / Դմն 10:16, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Life before google --Clawed 04:56, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
English court intrigues(1221) --Fornadan 00:18, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
2005 U.S. invasion of Vermont cuz bush is too stupid to realize it's part of the U.S. Stancel 02:54, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Lindsay Lohan Memorial Nuclear Power Plant Disaster RyanGerbil10 18:00, 22 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Partial Nematode Incident ‣ᓛᖁᑐ 03:54, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of gaffes committed by George H. W. Bush during his 2006 Trip to Japan He throws up on the Primes Minister. Like father, like son. 24.14.99.196 04:14, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Operation: Let Freedom Rise Gerrit ^CUTEDH 13:02, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Greek-Bolivian War of 2007 EamonnPKeane 18:47, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
Military history of Oceania, Military history of Eastasia or Military history of Eurasia Wiki acc 22:20, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
2006 Alien invasion of Earth (Country music turns out to be an alien weakness) Midster 06:35, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2006 Wikimedia takeover of Britannica HellRaiser 04:55, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2007 Secession of New York City --Ctrl build^talk

21:41, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

- Article apparently already exists. Sorry New York City secession --Ctrl build^talk

21:45, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

- - I'll be sure to update it too!--Pharos 03:25, 15 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Detroit Uprisings (2007) against the establishment of The Secure Homeland of these United States 68.236.56.59 20:03, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC) (aka user:autopilots)
Taiwan War --BrainInAVat 3 July 2005 20:13 (UTC)
Californian Revolution CrazyLegsKC 03:15, 16 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Aztlan movement reclaims U.S. Southwest for Mexico yeah, right... like it's ever going to happen! --Tito xd 06:04, 26 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Tongan Coup D'etat--T. Anthony 12:22, 26 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Queen Camilla Civil War- Camilla is crowned Queen, sparking civil war in the UK
South Jersey Sells North Jersey to New York American Patriot 1776 19:41, 18 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
2006 devolution of Cornwall smurrayinchester^{(User), (Talk)} 21:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2006 invasion of Cornwall smurrayinchester^{(User), (Talk)} 21:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2006 global conquest by Cornwall smurrayinchester^{(User), (Talk)} 21:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
U.S. Invasion of Canada Pogoman 21:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Effect of left-handed scissors on 16th-century Venice. Neil Woodward 18:57, 29 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Effect of September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on social lives of 17 month old hamsters whose names begin with G amd who like tennis 71.96.179.40 10:04, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia-Encarta-Britannica war --COA 06:04, 8 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Anti-deletionist murders ··gracefool |☺ 10:42, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Millionth Topic Crash of Wikipedia -- Strazys 07:55, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2006 Invasion of Iran --Shultz III 07:31, 26 February 2006 (UTC) (Iran is supplying insurgents and weapons to Iraq!! WE MUST STOP THEM AS WELL!)[reply]
North Korean Coup D'etat --Shultz III 07:32, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Life[edit]

Wikipedia achieves sentience, as the amount of information reaches critical mass, an emergent artificial intelligence will form. R adiant _>|< 12:37, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)

Bloody hell, and we won't have even hit 1.0 by then... ～J.K. 23:08, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Then it will have to hold edit wars with itself. — Indi ^{[ talk ]} 14:22, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Death[edit]

Death-related humor -- anonymous 6:41 4 June 2005 (UTC)
- We already have that.
Accessing Wikipedia in Hades -- SeekerVI 09:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Education[edit]

Wikipedia --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of rumors about that fat kid in my 9th period class. →mathx314^{(talk)(email)} 23:39, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- But I don't have a fat kid in my 9th period class. Heck, I don't even have 9th period! -unsigned
Martin Luther King Jr. Grammar School – Clockwork Soul 17:49, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
St. Mary's School I'm putting all my bets on education: this entry gets 2,710,000 google hits. Of course the real article will have (Lodi, NJ) or something as part of the title-- do I still win? -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
Sacred Heart School This one's good for 4,420,000 goggle hits. -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)

Not if you use double quotes around your search, as you should do. "Sacred heart school" gets 86500 hits... Fram 10:55, 19 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

John Smith (Asst. Prof.) John Smith Asst. Prof. only gets 94,000 google hits, but I figure average professors are likely to get past the deletionists in higher proportions than elementary and secondary schools -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia's Millionth Article Werdna648 02:33, 22 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Saint John Paul II Parish Pre-School and Day Care Center --Russ Blau (talk) 19:02, 15 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia purchase of Encyclopædia Britannica ～J.K. 23:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
University of Bridlington --RFBailey 23:32, 22 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Education of the Czech Republic --Li-sung 22:21, 24 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
University of Hell--Seonookim (talk) 05:53, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Family[edit]

Your mom --83.240.1.254 16:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of moms 71.96.179.40 10:06, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Food and drink[edit]

Imitation Soylent Green --Demi ^T/_C 01:47, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- It's mannequins! Imitation Soylent Green is mannequins! Flatluigi 01:18, August 10, 2005 (UTC)
Uncle Joe's Mint Balls --Calton | Talk 01:11, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of people who like pie -- Brhaspati\^talk/_contribs 01:02, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
List of people who brought pie -- PeepP 18:47, August 12, 2005 (UTC)
category:People who like Pie --Celestianpower ^hab 23:28, 13 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
People who like Pi
Piology - The study of 3.14159262328 pastry-wrapped food items - Ghelae 09:48, 10 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Schweddy Weiners --barista 4 July 2005 19:59 (UTC)
Beijing-Cola --Brecht
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Klassobanieras 18:46, 4 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The difference between pi and pie --Berney 21:25, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
How to make the drinks from Starbeans Café in real life billybobfred 14:18, 24 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of things donuts can't do 71.96.179.40 10:10, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

But wouldn't that redirect to 0? --Midnighttonight 08:05, 23 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Fairy Liquid - it's not there, and although you shouldn't drink it, I couldn't see where else it would go. Proto||type 17:39, 6 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Freedom[edit]

The return of Nicolae Ceaucescu and the death of all languages except English NazismIsntCool 11:03, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of people who know how to spell correctly Nicolae Ceausescu Bogdan | Talk 22:34, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of people who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu Stancel 02:55, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human rights abuse of persons named Nicolae Ceausescu Sasquatch↔讲↔看 16:21, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
Human rights abuse of persons who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu Ashibaka (tock) 18:29, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human Rights abuse in Jan Mayen Mixcoatl 00:23, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human Rights abuses in Timisoara by Traian Basescu Jesus Lover 05:13, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Human rights abuse in Chisinau Communism is Stupid 00:42, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human rights abuse in Cincinnati Proto t
List of users executed for breaking the three revert rule Astrotrain 21:17, 3 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of users executed for breaking the 'three guesses on Wikipedia topic pools' rule - Ghelae^talk_contribs 13:33, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Health[edit]

Circumcision isn't cool Scott Gall 08:14, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
The role of lavender in contraception Hiding 13:43, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Impact of the 2007 bird flu pandemic in Finland OpenToppedBus - My Talk 11:06, July 20, 2005 (UTC)

Hobbies[edit]

Autofellatio in the Vatican --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of autofellatio related topics - Earl Andrew 07:42, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Ass to mouth sales and chart positions -- Rhobite 05:54, Mar 29, 2005 (UTC)
Causing psychological trauma by making people listen to late 90's bubblegum pop --Thephotoman 19:07, 6 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of Girls who have played D&D Ace-o-aces 22:52, 18 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Home[edit]

Health risks of positron-powered household appliances -- Cyrius|✎
DIY fusion heating system -- SeekerVI 10:14, 18 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Interpersonal relationships[edit]

Jennifer Anistons' marriage to Angelina Jolie Preisler 00:17, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
People whose marriages have lasted less than one week. — JIP | Talk 05:22, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wouldn't that just be a list of celebrities?
List of celebrities by number of divorces Alphax ^τεχ 08:56, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Category:People Rush Limbaugh has divorced. Joe D (t) 05:07, 11 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Pets[edit]

First animal to become Wikipedia administrator NazismIsntCool 11:05, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Aren't humans animals? BrokenSegue
  - In a way, yes. Barely There 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
First Human Banned by a chicken Stancel 02:56, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Leet Academy for Cats and Dogs Barely There 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
First Cow to become the autofellatio redirect vandal Jesus Lover 05:14, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
First Penguin to become Willy on Wheels 218.101.117.164 28 June 2005 04:45 (UTC)
First monkey to cast a VFD vote Communism is Stupid 00:44, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- We already have that Jdcooper 19:18, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of livestock used in NASA test flights — Indi ^{[ talk ]} 15:07, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Time[edit]

April 18, 2024 ✏ OvenFresh² 23:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Are you talking about today?--Seonookim (talk) 05:43, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]
- No, today.--(Aneekul) 11:59, 08 February 2018 (UTC)[reply]
  I think this is a bot. It changes every day to that day. Editor 5426387 (talk) 20:18, 24 July 2023 (UTC)[reply]
10:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC) -71.96.179.40 10:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Mathematics[edit]

List of words for numbers that have as many letters as the numbers they mean Schade chr 07:04, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of all lists which are not lists of themselves Antandrus 03:59, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Interesting, but already been done. -- Ricky81682 (talk) July 3, 2005 09:57 (UTC)

Recursive topic disorders Durty Willy 08:03, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of all non-self swallowing lists (shortly thereafter the server blew up) BrokenSegue 22:42, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Alas, this one's already been done, with a name like "List of all lists which do not refer to themselves"; the server stubbornly refused to blow up -- well, no more than usual, anyway. -- The Anome 07:59, Apr 14, 2005 (UTC)
  - Maybe better done as categories: Category:all self referential Categories and Category: all non self referential Categories to make the server blow these both need to be automatically generated. --Pfafrich 00:17, 5 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
1+1=3 --Clawed 05:04, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- this has already been prooven for sufficiently large amounts of 1. Project2501a 13:55, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Proof of Hilbert's 16:th problem (Kindergarten level) \Mike(z) 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Proof that P = NP — Timwi 01:38, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Only if N=0. Nazism isn't cool 07:56, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  - If you take it as a normal polynomic equation, as you seem to have done, that should be "only if N=1". "P=NP" is false if N is 0 and P is not 0. But what "P=NP" usually refers to is more complex, see Complexity classes P and NP. — JIP | Talk 11:02, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
1=0 Wiki acc 22:01, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
List of ways mathematics has destroyed human brains Purplefeltangel 30 June 2005 03:44 (UTC)
-4^2=-16 - Ryan 07:36, July 27, 2005 (UTC)
Whatchamacallit (mathematics) PeepP 19:05, August 11, 2005 (UTC)
0=1 - RPharazon 23:02, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
Proof of Riemann Hypothesis --Army1987 14:55, 5 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Approximately greater than or equal to - A symbol that I reckon I coined --Dangherous 23:32, 9 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- I've seem something like this used in a statistics paper once. --Pfafrich 00:23, 5 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Oh my God! 2+2 really is 5! scandal of 2016 Gnome of Fury 23:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of numbers that have never been nominated for an Academy Award -71.96.179.40 10:14, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of interesting numbers Sjakkalle (Check!) 14:39, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of uninteresting numbers Minipie8 2006.02.10 06:09:21 UTC
Proof that, on rare occasions, [[2+2=[5(sex)/typewriter]]] EvilAsh1313 16:02, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Science[edit]

Astronomy[edit]

07:19, 3 Apr 2005 (UTC)

The one hundred most advanced civilizations in the Local Group Smartech 00:30, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Biology[edit]

Anatomy of Ashlee Simpson's nose /sɪzlæk˺/ 23:16, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Shouldn't that be Design and construction of Ashlee Simpson's nose? Deco 03:04, 29 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
  - I think that would qualify as an engineering topic --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 12:54, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Evolutionary phylogeny --Cyde 20:25, 2 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of suspected cancer causing agents -- Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
List of substances suspected not to cause cancer - gadfium 01:06, 19 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
DD Boobs MaximusNukeage 22:58, 27 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Janet Jackson's 23rd Piercing - This Janet Jackson piercing will be televised live on MTV and will finally settle debate over what photographic image to include in this article. --Memenen 04:07, 18 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Computer Science[edit]

Donald Knuth produces The Art of Computer Programming, 4th Volume Project2501a 13:52, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Information darwinism the same way as social darwinism but with computers!
Information darwinism ON WHEELS!!!!! actually. Dabljuh 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Matrix Clocks. It could be the one ;) Utopianheaven 23:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Linguistics[edit]

List of all possible palindromes in every language, including made up languages like Klingon, and JJARBOGGOBRAJJ, the language where every word, phrase, and paragraph must be a palindrome It starts, of course, with --Amanaplanacanalpanama 08:42, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of languages by number of words for "corpse" -- anonymous 17:32 28 June 2005 (UTC)
Old Welsh --Dangherous 23:27, 9 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Emoticons in linguistics ;-) — Indi ^{[ talk ]} 14:46, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Sexuality[edit]

List of Republican celebrities in the closet --Calton | Talk 01:14, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
MIKE SMITH IS REALLY GAY Yelyos 00:50, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
MIKE SMITH IS NOT GAY --Clawed 05:09, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of naked Natalie Portman statues covered in Hot Grits --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:46, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)

I AM PETRIFIED, YOU INCESTITIVE CLOD! Project2501a 13:34, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Category:Girls with Phat Booties MaximusNukeage 22:53, 27 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of men who Vin Diesel has slept with Stancel 02:58, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Robot sexuality -- anonymous 15:08 11 June 2005 (UTC)

Man! The Millionth article isn't so far ahead! CG 20:09, July 27, 2005 (UTC)

Economic Benefit of the Impregnation of Schoolgirls -- Jack Cain 23:08, 12 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Puritan Joy of Sex -- Francs2000 | Talk 12:07, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
The Jimbo Wales Orgy - Ryan 07:33, July 27, 2005 (UTC)
Redwolf24, one sexy beast - Redwolf24 04:31, 4 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of the first countries to ban heterosexual marriage --Fallout boy 11:57, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Trisexuality (Ahkayah cuarenta y siete 20:28, 11 September 2005 (UTC))[reply]
List of dates when members of Morning Musume lost their virginity Cjmarsicano 18:18, 26 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
LGBTQIABBQWTF Jacqui ^★ 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of people who have enjoyed having sex with Al Gore D-Rock 22:29, 14 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Friends of gays. --Optichan 15:33, 1 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2006 Tammy Sex Video Scandal - Mailer Diablo 07:34, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Chemistry[edit]

List of drugs known to cause paranoia --Jimius 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of paranoia disorders known to produce drugs in bloodstream (note: please keep article separated from List of drugs article to avoid recursive topic disease)--Durty Willy 07:53, 30 Mar 205 (UTC)
Untriquadium. Grue 13:03, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of Countries that still use oil Rentastrawberry 01:37, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
Element 151 --Astrowob 20:05, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Element 150.5: Saga City 16:04, 5 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Omega (molecule) \Mike(z) 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Tantalum telluride. It would be interesting to see if this one would be kept. --Tantalum T e lluride 23:49, 30 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of drugs created by Wikipedia users COA 06:06, 8 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Medicine[edit]

Common cold vaccine.
2006 shortage of common cold vaccine in the United States --TantalumTelluride 23:35, 8 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of medicines demonstrated to combat severe Wikipediaholism (or whatever it's called). --RFBailey 20:36, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Physics[edit]

List of U.S cold fusion plants Preisler 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
The Small bang theory --Neo 19:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Quantum Mechanics For Dummies --BrainInAVat 17:18, 8 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Big Burp Adjam 16:05, 19 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Meteorology[edit]

Hurricane ♫ --TantalumTelluride 04:45, 8 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Effects of Hurricane Omega on Los Angeles sɪzlæk [ +t, +c, +m, +e ] 06:55, 8 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
666 Atlantic hurricane season --M e rovingian {T C @} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Snowing in Florida Douglasr007 02:38, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Society[edit]

List of people alive in the world today. The article will consist of five red links, but once it hits AfD, the author will write twelve paragraphs on why it should be kept. Doctor Whom 18:09, 30 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

see Category:Living people --T-rex 19:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Awards[edit]

First Winner of the World Autofellatio Championships →mathx314^{(talk)(email)}
- Me.
  - Does the non-existent autocunnilingus count? Nazism isn't cool 12:55, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of Winners of the World Autofellatio Mixed Doubles Championship --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:47, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
The Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence Robdurbar 00:58, 4 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The "Liquor at the Front - Poker at the Rear" Award for Signage: Saga City 16:07, 5 December 2005 (UTC) (with apologies to Rich Hall)[reply]
List of Wikipedia users that have been nominated for the Nobel Prize COA 06:11, 8 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Business[edit]

McDonald's bankruptcy and liquidation /sɪzlæk ˺/ 22:58, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Wallmart's bankruptcy and liquidation Broken Segue 22:44, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
The rise and fall of Google Sir George Athelstone II 23:59, 13 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Apple buys out Microsoft--OneofThem 00:47, 10 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of companies that have not yet been taken over by Microsoft. Should be a fairly short article.Soothing R 10:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
First International Bank of Oprah

Politics[edit]

US Invasion of Iran Shanekorte 19:41, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Political Environmentalism in Saudi Arabia Eleutherius 14:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Decline of Neoconservatism Karmafist 04:33, 16 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Clone of once upon a time US-President runs his 2 terms (again?) Lectonar 08:29, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of Massachusetts-based constitutions. birdboy2000 19:58, 17 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Communist influences in nation constitutions. — JIP | Talk 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Fall of Neoliberalism --Mark Lewis 17:54, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Involuntary settlements in Sealand Nickptar 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Jesse Ventura presidential campaign, 2008 - Seth Ilys 01:03, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of 21st century leaders of the United Kingdom Conservative Party: Saga City 15:39, 5 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
North Korean naval blockade of Sealand -- One Salient Oversight 13:43, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
People's Republic of America — Evil Monkey∴Hello 03:18, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
People's Republic of America nuclear assault on Sealand (sorry, couldn't resist the combination) -- Nickptar 01:36, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Social Security reinstatement --Meelar (talk) 01:53, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
Socialist Democratic Party of North Korea — Timwi 01:34, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
North Korean Republic of Mexican People's Republic of America Stancel 02:59, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
2007 communist takeover of Jupiter 218.101.117.164 28 June 2005 04:48 (UTC)
2006 Elections of Niger Scott Ritchie 08:03, 7 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Pink state vs. purple state divide --Taejo | Talk 09:35, 24 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
African Nazi Party Ud terrorist 18:38, 24 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of people enslaved by Grand Emperor Jimbo --Deathphoenix 21:22, 20 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- See Special:Listusers.-gadfium 03:43, 23 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
  - As soon as I saw your edit summary, I immediately thought you'd provide a link to Wikipedia or something. --D e ath phoenix 15:49, 23 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of indicted Republican majority leaders in 2006 Phl 03:03, 8 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
German reseparation --Abe Lincoln 18:10, 8 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The great anti-ringtone riots --Abe Lincoln 18:26, 8 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The National Assembly for Northumberland Grutness...wha? 12:20, 20 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka Administration --keepsleeping slack off! 22:59, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of people shot by sitting U.S. Vice Presidents --Ravi12346 04:15, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Don't forget Alexander Hamilton...if there are others, this might be a legitimate article. Ardric47 06:06, 23 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Nader elected President in a landslide to immediately follow Satan Converts and Temperature continues to fall in Hell Nmpenguin 05:41, 24 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Politicians[edit]

George W. Bush's third term as President of the United States --Tydaj 03:09, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Jimmy D. Wales presidential campaign, 2008 -- Scott e^iπ + 1 = 0 07:35, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
List of assassination attempts against Hillary Clinton - Earl Andrew 07:41, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of assassination attempts by George W. Bush Hedley 02:58, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of trepanations performed on George W. Bush by date - One Salient Oversight 05:43, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of lies George W Bush has said this list spans 1000s of pages Stancel 03:00, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of Wars George W. Bush Has Started Toonmon2005 22:48, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Michael Crutchfield Ambi 14:28, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)#
Michael Easley, Jr., son of presidential candidate Mike Easley - Seth Ilys 01:06, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, transsexual, two-spirited, intersex, queer, questioning, and straight allied members of the U.S. Republican party, with LO-LGBTTTIQQA-MotUSRP as a redirect. func (talk) 05:54, 25 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of people suspected to be George W. Bush -- Scott e^iπ + 1 = 0 07:21, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
List of transexual, black, bisexual and Communist former Presidents of the United States Midster 09:06, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Communist takeover of America in 2006 - RPharazon 23:04, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
Al Gore reveals he is indeed a robot. Tito xd 22:57, 6 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The great downfall of George Bush and Tony Blair Andrew 12:53, 19 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Ariel Sharon runs America MG 09:39, 4 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]

List of African American presidents of the United States — Haeleth Talk 00:31, 3 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Jeb Bush's first term as President of the United States - BL kiss the lizard 10:46, 12 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Impeachment of George W. Bush Ace-o-aces 22:50, 18 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2012 Niflheim invasion of Earth --M e rovingian {T C @} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Bush vs Clinton: Round 3 This will be Barbara vs Chelsea in 2016; Round 2 would have been Jeb vs Hillary. Denis Diderot II 01:30, 5 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Time travelling abilities of Adolf Hitler. --Midnighttonight 08:28, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

thon one above's a good one. Why didn't I think of that? Because I'm stupid. Greatgavini 16:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

List of US presidents who were hypnotised into believing that they are members of the Girls Who Like Spitting Communo-Conservative Party - The Great Gavini ^{Vote Girls Who Like Spitting Communo-Conservative Party!} 16:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of people shot by Dick Cheney (continued) Checkguy 01:58, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of presidents almost killed by a pretzel Checkguy 02:02, 23 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of presidents named George Bush Grandmasterka 03:21, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
President Mary Lincoln--Seonookim (talk) 05:56, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Sport[edit]

Natalie Darwitz--Lkjhgfdsa 19:53, 19 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Baseball[edit]

Rafael Palmeiro's admission of steroid use. --PKirlin 04:38, 21 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Rafael Palmeiro is cleared of accusations of using steroids. --PKirlin 04:38, 21 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Julio Franco's Baseball Records (age 84) --PKirlin
2006 World Series winners - Baltimore Orioles -Jcbarr 15:05, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of baseball games that were actually entertaining to watch without the aid of alcohol Checkguy 02:04, 23 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Cricket[edit]

Origin of that black spot on the back of Andrew Flintoff's head. Seriously, what is that? (Ahkayah cuarenta y siete 20:22, 11 September 2005 (UTC))[reply]
The New South Wales conspiracy theory Rogerthat 08:38, 14 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2007 West Indian cricket tour of Norway Grutness...wha? 12:02, 20 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Olympic Games[edit]

List of events at 2012 Olympics not won by Jay Leno (Ahkayah cuarenta y siete 20:37, 11 September 2005 (UTC))[reply]
Butter Churning at the 2008 Olympics -Drdisque 18:23, 14 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Lasertag at the 2008 Olympics -Drdisque 18:23, 14 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Paris Hilton at the 2008 Olympics -Drdisque 18:23, 14 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

You can bet she'll be at the 2008 Olympics but her definition of competition is quite different if you know what I mean. Douglasr007 23:48, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Mokolakilajik winners in the 12976 Olympics--Seonookim (talk) 05:58, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Football[edit]

Australian 2006 World Cup victory Colonel Tom 11:36, 18 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Day when the Rest of the World Realized how stupid, slow and boring the game of Soccer was and started playing sports that Americans Play--Gamingboy 22:20, 7 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- That link will stay red for ever, my redneck friend.
List of Houston Texans in the Football Hall of Fame Mikemoto 12:09, 8 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Malcolm Glazer takeover of Manchester City Qwghlm 00:34, 15 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
49ers Win the SuperBowl. Sebastian Kessel ^Talk 00:02, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Red Wings Win the Super Bowl ~ KHAAAAAAAAAAN 22:47, 1 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata wins the Argentine First Division title. Sebastian Kessel ^Talk 00:02, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Lol, that will never happen =D --OneEuropeanHeart 05:49, 12 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Houston Texans perfect season – ugen64 20:10, 27 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Technology[edit]

Cellphones cause cancer ALKIVAR™ 01:39, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
The Great Five Minute Wikipedia Downtime of 2006 Billy H 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of polders in Florida 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Microsoft Firefox. Evil Monkey∴Hello 05:41, Mar 28, 2005 (UTC)
Mozilla Internet Explorer --logixoul 09:53, 14 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Sock Puppet Wiki Revolution of April 1, 2005 --JimCollaborator 17:47, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
the New Orleans pressure dome (to keep the water out) -- Cyrius|✎ 16:00, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
IPod nanoprobe--Due to software limitations, the name of this article is incorrect. The actual name should be iPod nanoprobe. --Ctrl build^talk

15:33, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)

List of Mediawiki software limitations --Samohyl Jan 09:36, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of English Wikipedias using UTF-8 —Josh Lee 20:03, Apr 13, 2005 (UTC)
10nm microprocessor technology -- microtony 12:56, 6 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of tasks that can't be performed on a mobile phone (an ever-shrinking list) --Phlip 01:37, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
mobile phones get voting rights (after being granted citizen-status (or is this politics?or sociology?));votings rights not granted to mobile-phone-users anymore! Lectonar 14:51, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of document formats that Evince cannot render (an ever-shrinking list) —Josh Lee 22:39, Jun 22, 2005 (UTC)
IPod Porn - Zscout370 (Sound Off) 16:01, 4 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- As of right now, we have this -- sort of. Porncasting Jacqui ^★ 08:15, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Ford Trinity (Spacecraft) akaDruid 13:08, 5 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of orbiting hotels akaDruid 13:08, 5 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Google OS - RPharazon 23:05, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
- How prescient. -- Scott e^iπ 10:39, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of mobile phones longer than half an inch (and in a time where our kids won't even know that people in the 1980s and early 1990s used mobiles like housebricks, and when the size of microchips are not measured in nanometres but rather in attometres, this list will be tiny). Andrew 13:05, 19 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
IPod Pico - The new iPod Pico that is half the size of nano and intergrated cell phone on it!! =) --antilived ^{T | C} 04:10, 25 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
IPlay - The Revolutionery next-gen portable gaming console that also is an iPod by Apple --antilived ^{T | C} 04:10, 25 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Sort of similar to the gPod prank on April Fool's Day 2005, isn't it? --Unknownwarrior33 01:37, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Cyberfood --Dangherous 23:29, 9 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Teletubbies do Dallas --D e ath phoenix 14:29, 21 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Meta-template invasion of 2006 ～J.K. 23:12, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of annoying ringtones
iPod Zepto released Right here Alfonzo227 01:50, 1 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Influence of Y2K in modern childhood - Mave007 22:55, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
~~content removed~~ Strazys 08:20, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Me[edit]

Matt Yeager, right after I cure cancer (or win three consecutive lotteries, or assasinate someone, or otherwise become notable). Matt Yeager 05:51, 30 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The God of War fanclub--God of War 15:39, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of people who have not made Wikipedia articles about themselves. That goes here, right? billybobfred 19:49, 20 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
omg, it says 999,999, can I actually get the millionth?, which will then be moved to Holy shit! I did! Sherurcij ^{(talk) (Terrorist Wikiproject)} 16:33, 26 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- lmao Dannycas 00:14, 23 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Jake Zappa, the man who created the 1,000,000th article on Wikipedia. -zappa 19:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Self-referential[edit]

These articles are not valid in the article namespace under current policies. They will be moved to the wikipedia namespace shortly after creation.

Growth of Wikipedia
Milion and first topic pool tommylommykins 19:21, May 19, 2005 (UTC)
Eleventy-billionth topic pool Nickptar 02:01, 9 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]

and also: --Lord Snoeckx 13:34, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

List of Wikipedia Lists – ClockworkSoul 17:50, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Take a look at Wikipedia:List of lists. About 8480 in number (and ever-growing). BjarteSorensen 13:39, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves Ben Finn 17:55, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- I allready wrote that, see above. This link is Broken 21:49, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- ROFL! See Russell's_paradox for explanations. --Targi 18:30, 6 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of Nobel Prize winners actively contributing to Wikipedia-gadfium 00:28, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
RickK's administrator resignation --SPUI (talk) 12:24, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia:Images and media for deletion/Autofellatio 11 – Clockwork Soul 17:53, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Jimbo Wales -- Alphax ^τεχ 09:02, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of encyclopedias with over one million articles —EatMyShortz 11:49, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia trolling phenomena JFW | T@lk 21:44, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of encyclopedias with exactly one million articles--Wonderfool t (c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Military History of Wikipedia -- COTWmeister 12:34, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of self-referring lists Mixcoatl 14:30, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of Wikipedias with over eleventy-billion articles User:Luigi30 (Υσηρ ταλκ ΛυηγηΛ) 15:54, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Earl Andrew Washburn -- Earl Andrew - talk 23:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of lists listing less lists than any list listing this list — Timwi 01:27, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of lists that list lists that list lists of lists Stancel 03:02, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of lists that list lists that aren't lists of self-referential lists --Mark J 13:52, 28 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of articles that this list does not list —Josh Lee 05:12, Jun 6, 2005 (UTC)
List of Wikipedia barbers who shave only Wikipedia barbers who do not shave themselves Ikkyu2 06:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC).[reply]

It'll redirect to Category: Bearded Wikipedians. -Ikkyu2 07:01, 30 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Unusual lists of usual pages Mixcoatl 00:26, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
User_talk:Millionth_Wikipedia_Article_ON_WHEELS!!! with contents "This user has been blocked..." Weregerbil 10:45, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of people who have made more than 3 guesses in the Millionth topic pool Mixcoatl 00:28, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- ...which will be speedily redirected to Capital punishment. Doctor Whom 19:46, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Only logged in users can edit, because of ongoing vandalism. Gerrit ^CUTEDH 13:10, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia:NPOV#Why we gave up Phlip 01:28, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
BrokenSegue violated the 3 guess rule This link is Broken 04:59, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is#Wikipedia is a democracy. R adiant _>|< 12:34, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia scrapped at article # 999,999--Amanaplanacanalpanama 08:37, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia in Klingon -- Francs2000 | Talk 12:11, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Actually, there is a Klingon version of Wikipedia. - Sikon 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Wikipedia in Leet -- Glome83 21:53, 3 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion - Sikon 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- That one already exists, but Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion does not. Sietse 10:17, 15 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Meta-Meta-Wikipedia - Sikon 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of deleted Wikipedias - Because some are already on the way to being deleted, and someone will get the bright idea to cut costs by deleting 'not notable' languages from Wikipedia's purview. Almafeta
Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Gay Nigger Association of America 11 - I swear, they will never stop trying to get rid of that page. And they will never succeed.

--TexasDex July 1, 2005 06:28 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Gay nigger associations for deletion Ashibaka (tock) 18:42, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- a/k/a GNAD (huhuhuh...he said gnads) --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 13:03, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
This is the millionth topic - microtony 14:33, 1 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Millionth Post!!! --TexasDex
Zachary Harden - Zscout370 (Sound Off) 08:05, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Some junk article that is going to end up AFD'd or WP:CSD'd. You'll see!!!! Tito xd 23:01, 6 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The millionth article will be a type of vandalism, it will be deleted, but literally, that will be the millionth article. I guess something that would go for Speedy deletion, like a stupid n-n bio. Encyclopedist (talk) 16:50, 22 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]

I'm so going to be on Wikipedia as it reaches 999,999 articles, then reload the page. The Main Page will then say that they have 2,574,953 articles because so many people will be trying to make the millionth topic. OneofThem 00:46, 10 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Public apology to users for all those out there who are addicted. --HereToHelp (talk) 21:34, 25 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Y1000K Bug --68.255.163.63 03:22, 27 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of people who have tried to sue Wikipedia --josh (talk) 03:46, 29 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
I have my bet on it being a redirect page. --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 13:06, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Redirects dont count as articles (in the context of this anyway) Jdcooper 19:42, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Willy on Wheels (CEO of Wikipedia) Dabljuh 01:51, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool rulebook. Joe D (t) 05:00, 11 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
2006 Wikipedia userbox controversy Quaque (talk • contribs) 11:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Bwahaha. Gorgeous. Go check your talk page. Cernen Xanthine Katrena 11:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia in Romulan - The Romulan version of Wikipedia. Martial Law 20:24, 15 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of artical claiming to be the millionth --T-rex 00:02, 20 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:StoppingMillionthPageControversy or basically a page put up so people wouldn't debate or complain over the millionth page. They probably have something like that in a program to automatically create itself after the 999,999th new page.--Unknownwarrior33 23:44, 24 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Millionth Page Attempts Something tells me there will be a lot, and admins or whoever watches this site will nip them in the bud by making fun of them on the millionth page. --Unknownwarrior33 01:14, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of wrong guesses/closest guess as to what this post would be about I think that I'll win, ahaha.--Alfonzo227 20:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

They'll never make it, someone will sue them (probably apple)

Wikipedia:You suck for allowing a computer to beat you to the one millionth post. Utopianheaven 23:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
WP:FUCK as a shortcut to Wikipedia:Fucking Committee. --Vsca 00:05, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Old people suck or Wikipedia:Republicans suck--72.49.52.246 01:44, 15 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of reasons this page should be deleted (the first item on the list is "so <other page> can be the millionth") --Ravi12346 04:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of Wikipedians who commited suicide when they found their page was not the millionth--Lkjhgfdsa 21:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
List of Wikipedians who commited suicide when they found they had not won this contest--Lkjhgfdsa 21:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Wikipedia's 1,000,000th Article -zappa 19:09, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Wikipedia:Source of all knowledge Spook ^{(my talk | my contribs)} 07:09, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Technical Error - Too many users trying to create the millionth article - Please just go away - No one cares!!!--God of War 07:28, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
[[Talk:Talk:Talk:Main Page]] --anonymous 23:05, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
Wikipedia:Requests for de-GodKingship or similiar. - Mailer Diablo 07:32, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:There is a Cabal - Mailer Diablo 07:35, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]