User:Astronautics~enwiki/The crazy metric

The crazy metric states that the craziness of an editor is directly related to the number and vehemence of adjectives in their edit summaries.

Examples

rv biased edits by pov troll user to last version

This has a crazy rating of 8.

rv biased pov vandalism by two-timing intellectual midget back to community-supported consensus version

11.

Special bonuses can be applied for references to "the community" (the thriving community inside the edit warrior's head, perhaps), or for personal attacks on another editor within the edit summary.